20+Old Gregg Quotes

20+Old Gregg Quotes


Old Gregg Quotes. These are some of the most famous quotes from Old Gregg that will blow your mind!

Among the most recognizable characters from the British television series The Mighty Boosh is Old Gregg. The Mighty Boosh has an eccentric, extraordinary, and occasionally downright strange quality to everything. Nevertheless, it continues to be a classic that practically every family has heard of. Old Gregg, a merman known for what he calls his mangina and his love for Bailey’s that he can drink from a shoe, is the subject of one of its most memorable skits!

In an episode named The Legend of Old Gregg, he made his television debut in August 2005. Howard Moon, one of the story’s characters, unintentionally captures and fishes him from the lake.

After that, Old Gregg shows Howard his cave, where they have some very funny exchanges and lines! Some of his most famous sayings, like “You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?” originated from here as well.

Get to know Old Gregg better through this collection! We’ve got his best quotes from The Legend of Old Gregg episode.

20+Old Gregg Quotes:

1. “You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”

2. Old Gregg: “Hi there.”

Howard Moon: “Who are you?”

Old Gregg: “I’m Old Gregg; pleased to meet ya!”

3. “Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.”

4. “I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg, he’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya. You know what that is? It’s Old Gregg’s vagina! I got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!”

5. “We could do some watercolors together, you and I.”

6. “I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s’. That one’s ‘Bailey’s A Bit Bigger.’ That one’s ‘As Close As You Can Get To Bailey’s Without Your Eyes Getting Wet.’”

7. Old Gregg: “Do you love me?”

Howard Moon: “Oh, dear.”

Old Gregg: “Do you love me?”

Howard Moon: “Uh, gonna have to pretend I didn’t hear that, Gregg.”

Old Gregg: “Do you think you could ever love me?”

8. “You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?”

9. “It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!”

10. “Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy!”

11. “Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s.”

12. “Maybe I should ask you the same question—what you doing in my waters?”

13. “Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.”

14. “Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.”

15. “How come this hook’s in my head, fool?”

16. “Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!”

17. Old Gregg: “I’m gonna hurt you.”(Old Gregg Quotes)

Howard Moon: “Excuse me?”(Old Gregg Quotes)

Old Gregg: “I like you.”(Old Gregg Quotes)

18. “You’re like a breadstick; ya got no rhythm!”(Old Gregg Quotes)

19. “I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one.”

20. “Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one?”

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