Funny Thursday Quotes. Though most people agree that Mondays are the hardest day of the week, I’ve always found that Thursdays are the most difficult. Even though Thursday is called “Friday Eve,” it isn’t particularly special; it’s just a day that comes after the midweek but before Friday.
But we can still make Thursdays extraordinary even though they might seem a little boring at first! The secret to turning your Thursday into an amazing day is to surround yourself with motivational and humorous quotes. For that reason, we’ve put together a list of 110 amusing Thursday quotes to lighten your mood as you head toward the weekend. Let’s be honest: most of us are more than ready for a well-earned break by Thursday.
So let’s take charge and use this Thursday to make it the most exciting day of the week! Who says you can’t start over on any day other than Monday?
20+Funny Thursday Quotes:
- “Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but Thursday’s child has far to go.” – Elisse Boyd
- “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” – Bill Murray
- “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin Funny Thursday Quotes.
- “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry Funny Thursday Quotes.
- “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” – Michael Scott
- “Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.” – Audrey Hepburn
- “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “Don’t underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” – Winnie the Pooh Funny Thursday Quotes.
- “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey Funny Thursday Quotes.
- “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain
- “The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.” – Lily Tomlin
- “Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.” – Ain Eineziz
- “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Katherine Gaskin
- “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
- “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”
- “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
- “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson
- “Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen
- “Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.” – Steve Martin
- “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” – George Will
